Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
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