Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How do hurricanes see?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do cats use to beat eggs?