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What did the bee say to the flower?

How do bears keep cool?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why is winter considered holy?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?