Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What words make the best athletes?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?