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What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What season begins with a thud?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?