Why do math teachers love March?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?