What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What makes music in your hair?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the turkey cross the road?