When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Where would you find an elephant?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?