What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why was the computer cold at work?