Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
How long will dinner be?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Families are like fudge.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
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