Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
A book just fell on my head.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
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