What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?