What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's a henway?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?