Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
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