How does one gelatin greet another?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why was the tire self-conscious?