Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the tomato turn red?

It's allergy season again?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's the holiest insect?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?