Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
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