Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why are trees always so positive?

How do you make a cow float?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Where do colds go on vacation?

How do hurricanes see?