Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call a small mom?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How are mountains able to see?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?