Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What is another name for a cow?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What dog never pays attention in class?