Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's a forklift?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?