What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?