What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's the scariest letter?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Families are like fudge.
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