What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
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