What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do some people love eating snails?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?