Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What are baby potatoes called?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the turkey cross the road?