Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How much does freedom weigh?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What does a panda ghost say?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?