Why do vampires always look sick?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

How do you make a bear really angry?