What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?