Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do you make a bandstand?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
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