Why was the pirate late for work?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

How does a taco bless the table?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?