Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?