What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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