What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

I broke my finger!

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do elves learn in school?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How do billboards talk?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do ducks have for lunch?