What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What is the coolest country?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
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