What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
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