What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the bud so shy?
What country has the most fish?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How is cat food sold?
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