What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?