What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?