What animal always goes to heaven?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What vegetables make the best music?

What color are all the books in the library?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?