Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which insect is the smartest?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What game do mice love to play?
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