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What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

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What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

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