What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a silly hill?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?