Families are like fudge.

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?