What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What fish only swims at night?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of bird can write?