Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you find at the end of everything?