Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How can you farm during the winter?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do fish use for glasses?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?