Which state has the best streets?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?