What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!