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Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

When should baseball players wear armor?