What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
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What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What country has the most fish?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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