What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?