How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How do birds threaten one another?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the frog starve?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do math teachers love March?