What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What game do bats excel at?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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