Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?