What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
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