Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?