Why do cats love to work?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?