Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?