Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?