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What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

When does a horse talk?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?