What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?