What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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