What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why was the bud so shy?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?