What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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