What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How long will dinner be?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why are books always so angry?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?