Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?