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Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

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Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

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What's a cat's favorite color?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?