What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?