What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?