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How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What is a mom's favorite game?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?