Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?