When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
I like telling Dad jokes.
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What day never takes itself seriously?
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What's a toad's favorite sweet?
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