When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
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What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
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