What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

How do you talk to a giant?