What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How does a barber get to work?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why do librarians never make plans?