What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where do books sleep?
Why do some people love eating snails?
I'm not a bad putter.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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