Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What car can you only see twice a year?