Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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