Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?