Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do fish do at parades?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why are all priests fit?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?