What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do math teachers eat?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Which state is the cleanest?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?