What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What animal floats best?

What's the opposite of irony?