Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do cats love to work?