Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?