What kind of monkey flies to school?

How does a polar bear build a house?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Where does the president keep his razor?

It's allergy season again?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?