How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What food is a man's best friend?

Which animal is the most religious?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?