Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What game do mice love to play?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?