Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?