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What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
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Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What animals love to close envelopes?
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What do you call bears with no ears?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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