Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What school subject really rocks?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?