Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the barber win the race?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why are basketball courts always wet?