Why are bakers also often hippies?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?