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What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why are turtles so shy?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

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What animal loves a baseball game?

How does a barber get to work?

What is the color of the wind?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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