What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What event do spiders love to attend?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do fish use for glasses?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?