What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What sport do horses love to play?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?