What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?