What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do pigs do over the summer?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?