What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What math figure is also in the band?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's a dog's favorite city?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?