Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Where are average things manufactured?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?