What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What animal has the most fun?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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