Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

When is a black dog not a black dog?