What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What are you studying in math?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
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