Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

When do astronauts eat?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

If you need help building an ark..

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do cows like to dance to?