What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What tree has the most bark?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What utensil does water use to eat?