Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?