Why did the barber win the race?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?