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Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

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How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

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What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why is spring the oddest season?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

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When is Dad's bedtime?