What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?