Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What superpower do all middle children have?