Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?