Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?