Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do elves learn in school?

What do cats wear to work?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do nosey peppers do?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Families are like fudge.

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?