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What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do elves learn in school?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

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What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?