What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?