What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Where do stars go to college?