What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?