What instrument did the door play in the band?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?