What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What kind of monkey flies to school?