What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?