What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Which elf is the best singer?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?