What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Where do horses reside?

Why do rhinos charge?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?