What did the painter say to the wall?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What kind of bird can write?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which big cat never tells the truth?